Off-Season Thoughts

I shut myself down from running in mid-November, after attempting Tunnel Hill 100 for the third time, only running occasionally and only short-distance stuff.  Doing nothing but running long and slow had been a blessing initially because speed was causing me some issues.  But now, after three years, long and slow is wearing me down too.

I’ve spent some time this fall thinking about what I want to do next year.  I like to find races and set goals, and I really miss riding my bikes and doing triathlons.  I was pondering whether to keep running ultra-distance runs.  I have really grown to like the challenge, and the backyard/last runner standing events are so enjoyable to do.  I know one thing for certain – I’m done chasing the 100-mile finisher goal for a while.  I’ve had three shots at it, and I’m not sure that distance is for me, an aging runner who should have attempted that distance earlier in life.  I’m not saying I’m done, I just don’t want to put myself through that again right now.  I already have the Chicago Marathon on my calendar, and I believe that is more than I should tackle.

I recently came across a new race format that I found very interesting.  It’s an ultra-distance event (50K) that has an element of the backyard/last runner standing format to it but adds a speed challenge.  It’s called the “Trail Golf Endurance Challenge” and is local to me, located in Valparaiso, Indiana.  The format is runners will run nine “holes” starting on the hour.  The distance of each hole is a little under 4 miles of technical trail terrain.  If you can average an 8 min/mile or under for the hole, you get an “eagle,” worth two points.  A sub-1o min/mile is a birdie-3, a sub-12 min/mile is a par-4, a sub-15 min/mile is a bogey-5 and anything over a 15 min/mile is a double bogey-6.  So if you run an average of 10 min/miles for each of the nine holes, you will end up with a score of 27.  The runner with the lowest score will be the winner.  Sounds like a lot of fun to me.

But there are two things that stand in the way of me signing up for it.  First, my daughter will be starting a new job and may have to move to another area on that weekend, which will require dad to assist.  And secondly, I KEEP TRIPPING AND FALLING DOWN!

The crack, the shoe, and me wondering what the hell happened.

I really don’t understand how a simple trip to put the garbage bins to the curb and to grab the mail can be a tricky endeavor for me, but on this cold day I decided to pick up the pace a little to get back up the driveway and into the house and my foot got caught on the lowest of low trip hazards ever – the small little gap between sections of my concrete driveway.  It’s barely 2mm high!  My legs were doing a cartoon spin trying to catch myself, but I went down anyway.  Fortunately I had time to get my hands under me to prevent a face plant, but my shoe went flying and so did the mail.  Fortunately, my dog Murphy was the only witness to this craziness.

So, maybe I should stop thinking about trail running altogether because my past history has shown that a fall is certainly a high probability.

If you are less of a klutz and would like more info about the Trail Golf Endurance Challenge, here’s the link:  Trail Golf

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Author: Ironman Chris

Family, running, triathlon and drumming are my things.

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